Real article for men and women about how to marry a celebrity!!
FIRST THING-If you don't live in a big city, move to New York or Los Angeles! Be sure to move into areas of the city that are near celebrity residences or near where they shop. You can meet them in the grocery store if you live 3 blocks away! Rent is high in big cities, if you need to get a roommate, find one, perhaps you can find a roommate who has the same agenda!
(Marriage is all about proximity. I am sure you've noticed how some celebrities marry a co-star, waitress, stylist, or cameraman.) Get a career or hobby that affords you access to celebrities regularly. I suggest; waitress, bartender, any position in a nightclub, model, camera person, stylist, personal trainer, producer, photographer, natural healer, diet guru, designer, etc. Volunteer to work events that may give you "an in" to the celeb world (search article how to work at festivals...)
Learn as much as you can about the entertainment industry and read industry papers/tabloids like Backpage, OK, USWeely, People magazine, Fortune. You should know most celebrity likes and dislikes. Use this information to your advantage, but NEVER mention that you heard this info from anywhere.
NEVER look bad! I PROMISE you do not need to be gorgeous to marry a celebrity, but you MUST be well groomed and well spoken. Being gentle, genuine, and nurturing will endear them to you. Remember everyone else around them is feeding them crap about how perfect they are. Be ready to listen and be compassionate, not another start struck gofer.
When you start to meet them, take things slowly. NEVER HAVE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS UNTIL THERE IS A SOLID INTEREST IN YOU! Often they will be very transient and in your city for only a few weeks out of the year. Never lose contact, be patient, be understanding and be sure to be original. Instead of calling their already busy phone, send a card to wish them well if you know where they will be in the next city. Express loyalty and discuss things outside of the entertainment business unless they would like to.
When you have invested your time and diligence you will get a marriage proposal, or if you are a guy, feel free to ask after a few months. Celebs live in a lonely and fake world. If you position yourself to be that calm and grounded base, they will take heart and fall in love with you.
Take time to find your best style and always look good. Develop a talent for playing the background and listening, celebs are celebs because they want to be the center of attention.
Research the lifestyle, celeb marriages are full of infidelity and being apart from each other. This will not happen overnight, invest about 3 years minimum into this, if you stay around celebs YOU WILL MARRY ONE!